After a round of golf ...


The executives for the beer brands Heineken, Budweiser, Carlsberg and Guinness where out one afternoon, playing golf.

 After hole 18 at Gleneagles they all assembled at hole 19 at the clubhouse bar.

 They barely had a seat when a waitress showed up and asked what they want to drink.

The Carlsberg executives would have "One bottle of Carlsberg. Probably the best beer in the world".

 The guy from Heineken "snorted" and ordered what I said was the best bear in the world, a cold Heineken.

 The guy from Budweiser grinned and said with a Texas accent "You guys don't know a shit. Give me the best selling beer in the United States, a good Budweiser Bud Light".

The cooool executive from Guinness just said "I'll have a Coke".

With a chock the others asked why he didnít order a Guinness.
The Guinness executive quickly answered: "Well, if you guys don't drink beer, neither will I".