I'm Retired... I'm Bored....

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?
" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a doughnut-eating Gestapo.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first one.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care.
I came downtown on the bus.
It wasn't my car. It just had a rude bumper sticker that I didn't like.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's really important to my health.